20/10/2004

COMPERE: Harry Baggot, you're from Luton?
HARRY: Yes, Arthur, yeah.
COMPERE: Now Harry, what made you first want to try and start summarizing Proust?
HARRY: Well I first entered a seaside Summarizing Proust Competition when I was on holiday in Bournemouth, and my doctor encouraged me with it.
COMPERE: And Harry, what are your hobbies outside summarizing?
HARRY: Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating.